This selection of jokes has been designed to help parents and party organisers for childrens parties. Some selections could be used for theme parties, for example the sea themed jokes for mermaid parites, spooky jokes for Halloween parties etc. One suggestion could be to use perhaps the riddles for a fun guessing game. Put each joke on one peice of paper, and the answers on another. Give each child one of the answers, then read the jokes out. Everyone wins!

Halloween Jokes For Kids

Why didn't Dracula get married? ......................He never met a nice Ghoul

Why did the vampire quit the baseball team?.................They would only let him be BAT boy

What do you give a vampire with a cold?......................Coffin drops!

What do you call a witch's garage?.....................A broom closet.

Why does a witch ride a broom?...................The vacuum cleaner's power cord is too short.

What do they teach in witching school?...............Spelling lessons

What do you get when you cross a black cat with a lemon............a sour-puss

What kind of makeup do ghosts  wear?.................mas-scare-a

Why did the park warden arrest the ghost?..............He didn't have a haunting license.

Why didn't the skeleton dance at the party? ...........He had no body to dance with.

What is a mummys favorite type of music?..........wrap music

Why don't mummys take vacations?...........They're afraid they'll relax and unwind.

What kind of mistakes do spooks make?...........Boo boos

What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?.........Bamboo.

Silly Animal Jokes and Bird Jokes

How do you know that owls are cleverer than chickens?...........Have you ever heard of Kentucky-fried owl!

Where do birds invest their money?...............In the stork market!

What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker?.......A bird that talks in morse code!

What do you call a woodpecker with no beak?.......A headbanger!

How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?...........With it's sparrowchute!

What happened when the owl lost his voice?.......He didn't give a hoot!

What do bees do if they want to use public transport?..........Wait at a buzz stop!

What do bees chew?...........Bumble gum!

How do you start a teddy bear race?...........Ready, teddy, go!

What do you get if you cross a skunk with a bear?..........Winnie the Pooh!

What is a bear's favorite drink?............Koka-Koala!

More Jokes...with an aquatic theme....

Who has eight guns and terrorises the ocean?.........Billy the Squid!

What fish only shines at night? ...Starfish

What do you call a fish with no eyes?.........a FSH!

What do sardines call submarines?........Cans of people!

How do fish go into business?......By starting out on a small scale....

What lives in the ocean, is grouchy and hates neighbours?........A hermit crab!

What kind of fish goes well with ice-cream?............Jellyfish!

Why are fish easy to weigh?.........Because they have their own scales!

What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?........As far away as possible!

Where do you weigh whales?.......At a whale-weigh station

What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?.........The Codfather!

Where do fish go to borrow money?..........Loan Sharks

Why are dolphins cleverer than humans?......They can train US to stand at the side of a pool and feed them.

Riddles

How many peas are there in a pint?..............There is one 'P' in a 'pint'

Where does success come before work?.......Only in the dictionary...

What is full of holes but can still hold water?...........A sponge!

What starts with a P and ends with an E and has a million letters in it?..........Post Office!

Where do generals keep their armies?.....In their sleevies....

How many books can you put into an empty backpack?...........One! After that it's not empty.

What gets bigger and bigger as you take more away from it? ......A hole!

What is the center of gravity?.........The lettre V

David's father had three sons: Snap, Crackle, and ?.........David of course....

Did you hear the joke about the roof?.........Never mind, its a bit over your head.

Guess what has one head, one foot and four legs?....your bed

What has two hands, a round face, always runs, but stays in place?...Have a look at the clock over there..

Does your t-shirt have holes in it?...No?? Then how did you put it on??

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